I Also Can!

Me: *in great excitement on seeing Estelle crawl for the first time* Alyssa! You see Mei Mei can crawl already!
Alyssa: I also can! *starts crawling too*
Me: -.-

The Definition of Nice

*Out of sudden*
Alyssa: mummy, you want panties?
Me: er...ya?
Alyssa: what colour you want?
Me: er...pink colour?
Alyssa: you want nice nice one right? Next time I buy for you.
Me: ok thanks
Alyssa: mine also nice nice one. Mine has strawberries.
Me: hmmm...

Putting Words Into My Mouth

Desmond: Alyssa, why did you take Mummy's watch?
Alyssa: Mummy says she wants to wear the watch
Me: I didn't say that ok
Alyssa: Ok, I say Mummy wants to wear the watch
Me: -.-!!!

It's All About Perception

*When my father-in-law was about to go to the supermarket*
Alyssa: Ah gong! I want to buy Yakult!
FIL: 你给我钱买 loh. 你有没有钱？
Alyssa: 我有钱！
Me: How much money do you have?
Alyssa: So many! *passes my FIL $1.10*

Sigh

*while I was furiously scolding Alyssa for still jumping around like a monkey at 11pm*
Me: Do you know the time now?! It's late! Why aren't you sleeping?!
Alyssa: Mummy, 你可以爱我吗？
Me: :X