The True Self is Revealed

Mother-in-law: you are not like an angel. I dunno what you are.
Alyssa: I like monkey
Me: lol!!!

Big Orange

Alyssa: mummy, orange!
Me: where?
Alyssa: under the tree! *pointing to the palm tree*

Ok Alyssa, I Get It

Alyssa: mummy! 那个ice cream 吃完了，要去买。要去 NTUC 买。
*Alyssa walks out of the room and comes in again*
Alyssa: mummy, 那个ice cream吃完了。我吃完了。我胖胖。hehehe. 要去买那个ice cream.

Sweet Sister

*yesterday while trying to get Alyssa to sleep*
Alyssa: Mei Mei 还没有睡觉
Me: ya Loh. 今天 Mei Mei naughty
Alyssa: 她不是故意的
Me: *awww*

It's Not Over

Alyssa: 我忘记拿 long long hair leh :(
Me: 拿 long long hair from where?
Alyssa: Auntie 忘记跟我剪 long long hair loh
Me: Never mind. Next time then we tell her ok
Alyssa: 她一直跟你讲话。她不要跟我讲话。
Me: Hmmm....

Sudden Realisation

*After the hair cut*
Alyssa: eh?! 我没有 long long hair!
Me: erm...

TV Should Be Banned

Me: tomorrow I bring you go cut hair ok?
Alyssa: ok. 我要跟电视一样。long long hair, red red 的
Me: huh?!

It Runs in the Genes

Desmond: Alyssa 你很丑 leh
Alyssa: 跟 papa 一样 loh

Mei Mei Doesn't Want to Talk to Me (again)

*while on the way to kkh*
Alyssa: 妹妹！你在看什么？
Mei Mei: *no reply*
Alyssa: 妹妹不要跟我讲话！

I'm the Only Human

*While reading her ABC book*
Alyssa: mummy, I want to be queen
Me: ok
Alyssa: you be panda and papa be octopus ok?
Me: -.-!!!