Good Help

*in the morning, reprimanding Alyssa for not going to the toilet when she needs to do her business*

Me: 你看你，这么大了还要pee pee 和大便 in your diapers...huh and er er... *lost my train of thoughts*

Alyssa: 还有pee pee 在裤子...

Me: YES! That's right! Thank you very much!

Nice Try

*at 11:30pm*
Alyssa: Mummy, 我的脚流血，不可以睡觉。
Me: uh-huh...

Successful Brands

You know a brand is successful if:

1. Every weekend
Alyssa: mummy, 我要吃McDonald's!

2. Desmond: 我的头痛
Alyssa: 去吃 Panadol la!

3. When we have guests at home:
Alyssa: Papa! I want iPad!
*goes and show off how she can watch YouTube videos on iPad*

Monkey See, Monkey Do

*When Alyssa's done doing her business in the bathroom*
Me: Alyssa, did you bring Gigi (the toy giraffe) to the bathroom?
Alyssa: Yes!
Me: Why?!
Alyssa: Because Papa bring iPad, so I bring Gigi loh!

Black or White

Alyssa: *cries and points to the thread on her arm* mummy! 我的手白白！
Me: Alyssa, what's this colour (of the thread)?
Alyssa: Black