Wonder What They Talk About In School

Alyssa: Mummy, I don't want to wear diapers to bed
Me: Why?
Alyssa: Because Dylan says he doesn't wear diapers already.
Me: Hmmm.

Papa is going to Taiwan

*While Desmond was getting ready to go to the airport to pick his parents up*
Alyssa: Papa! 你要去哪里？
Desmond: 我要去找 Ah Gong, Ah Ma loh
Alyssa: Oh...你要去台湾 ah?

It's a Revelation!

*While we were at the refridgerator section at Best Denki, Alyssa walked towards a 3-door fridge and opened one of the compartments.*
Alyssa: *exclaims* Mummy! I think 这个是放衣服的！
Me: LOL!!!

So Auntie

*Upon dropping her water bottle on the floor*
Alyssa: Aiyo! Jialat!
Me: -.-!!!

Isn't That Me?!

Me: hey! Mei mei's eating your jigsaw puzzle!
Alyssa: hey! Mei Mei! I tell you ah I call your mummy!
Me: ?!

I Also Can!

Me: *in great excitement on seeing Estelle crawl for the first time* Alyssa! You see Mei Mei can crawl already!
Alyssa: I also can! *starts crawling too*
Me: -.-

The Definition of Nice

*Out of sudden*
Alyssa: mummy, you want panties?
Me: er...ya?
Alyssa: what colour you want?
Me: er...pink colour?
Alyssa: you want nice nice one right? Next time I buy for you.
Me: ok thanks
Alyssa: mine also nice nice one. Mine has strawberries.
Me: hmmm...